Drunk as

MAn im comin down launnny next few weeeks any doa boys gunna be there hit me upo my number is 0408014427 call me guys wannsa meeet up aye

I'm going to sign you up for soooooo many sex hotlines

And hack the national call centre database, You will now be listed as the idigenous australian land entitlements hotline...

So. If I were in DOA you wouldn't wanna meet up with me cause I'm a girl? D: awww.

goin to adelaide for a bit Clowny, so dunno mate, and its Lonny btw, fkn Nth westerners

haha man fodds u and geoff are top blokes love to see you guys again but yea ill let yall know when im goin ya can meet lil clown aswell

lol scarlet i met u at lan anywayz :p woman or not dun bother me aye

haha scarlet, he called you woman (insert imature gesture here)

excellent clown. best let me know when you'll be here then!! and i probably shouldn't txt you my number now because it's 4 14am xD

so how did you go with UK gay network Clown? Had any hot hunky calls lately...?

Oh shit. You better not have already been down this way Clown!!