My new website

Ive been coping a fair bit of stick for doing web design work, and not having a website of my own.
well, I finally made one
Here we are.... consider me the cosmetic surgeon for your website

http://www.norcalis.com/

Nice ducks!

Yeah, you know what, you still dont have a website.... Mr Baran Galocy..... Although that is an alarming resemblance to you in the video

Quoth dont take this the wrong way hey. But your website doesnt scream professional. If i was a customer and looked at that i would be thinking "Is this his best work?" and move on. I mean the tiled background picture, The animated text on the left is annoying with the text colour changing, it moving all over the screen. Its also too simple, theres no contact link once the dude walks off screen (an invisible link doesnt count), theres no site ownership details, about us etc.

Heres the website for the company we ussually recommend to our clients: http://voodoocreative.com.au/

Notice its clean, simple and informative.

Anyway not having a go just trying to give some constructive criticism ey. When i finish building my site feel free to do the same

Edit: Unless of course that inst your site baron?

Is that Quoth's though? the dude sounded american?

yeah that dude is Quoth, he put on the accent for it coz his primary audience is Americans. they cant understand any other variation to English so that's why he put it on

hahhaha, yeah I had a mate post it up in his status update on FB saying that if your annoyed by clients, then you should send them to this guy. So yeah, I still don't have a site

The website I linked to is so disgusting and laughable. Its a seriously WTF moment. I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be serious, and spent about an hour trying to find out. I think it is supposed to be serious. http://www.linkedin.com/in/norcalis
Further more, I think the guy only made it last year, and he had been a electrical engineer, then gave it up for webdesign.... 0_o

really really umm.... WTF!