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PostSubject: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 10:53

Okay, so at my previous workplace. There was a Cake Club going, so basically people were rostered certain weeks to bake a cake, if the cake was sht, they would have to make it the following week.

It was a very exclusive club to get into, and didn’t recruit many new people after it was initially formed, unless they had awesome baking skills. Then everyone scored your cake when it made it’s debut, points were given for taste, look, creativity, originalness etc.

One member, who was quite a peculiar chap, invented something called “Lavender Shortbread”.

Now people know lavender smells nice, and shortbread is an all-round pleaser, but sometimes mixing two good things, doesn’t mean the outcome will taste good.

As this example shows, what he made tasted like “Toilet”, which was the closest describing word to put to it.

Anyways, as bad as the lavender shortbread tasted, there were no words to describe his invention of the Aniseed mudcake the following week. So he saw a particularly early exit from the Cake Club.


So has anyone had any food inventions that have turned sour? Or been on the tasting end of someone else's invention?
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:04

I was bored one Sunday afternoon and Slicker was at work so I decided to make yummy BlueBerry muffins. I followed the recipe to the letter; Slicker came home and I presented him with a beautiful golden-brown perfectly-formed muffin. He took one bite and his face turned sour. After reading the recipe again and checking all the ingredients that were still on the counter, I realised that I used 4 teaspoons of baking soda instead of 4 teaspoons of baking powder (baking soda is the intense form of baking powder). We had to insinkerate 11 and a half pretty muffins Sad

Every time someone has a birthday at work, they have to bring enough cake to feed 50+ people. Instead of buying 2 cakes from the bakery, some people attempt baking themselves. I have seen Snotty Cake (almost luminous green icing and super moist cake), Rock Cake (overbaked rock hard cake, no icing, with sprinkles on the top) and Hangover Muffins (muffins that have banana and blueberry bits in, mushed together that looks like hangover throw-up).
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:20

Aniseed mudcake...............FUCK YEAH!!!!

i would love to try that, fucken love aniseed! Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:26

Bwhahahah hang over muffins!

Hahaha snowy, out of the people I know IRL, I love aniseed the most. I love liquorice, black jellybeans & black sambuca, etc etc.

Trust me, it did not taste good at all. You could always try make one yourself though, could of been his bad cooking.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:27

aniseed is the devil... and his wife is Sambuca. I hate them both!
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:28

Ye.... Coder did not really say where the other half of that one went.... it went down my throat I looked at her... said nothing... coz I did not want to hurt her feelings, so I said here.. you have a bite Laughing ... And she was like.. why... I said... Just take a bite..
She asked me is something wrong.... Then I couldn't hold it in much longer and asked her if she was trying to poison me Suspect

Then we realized the baking soda / baking powder stuff-up
The next batch was a 200% improvement cheers YAY for nomnoms
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 11:33

Bwhahahaha, yer I can imagine that it wouldn't taste right.

With all that baking soda, did the muffins grow really big coder?
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 12:31

lol coder, that happened once at a cafe I worked in. The muffins there were awesome, but one day someone put in a shitload of baking soda. It tastes kind of tart and sour and... really really weird.

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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 12:41

grievous wrote:
Bwhahahaha, yer I can imagine that it wouldn't taste right.

With all that baking soda, did the muffins grow really big coder?
They were a good size, but not astronomical.

lol, that was such an epic fail - I kept apologizing for the rest of the afternoon. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 13:01

I eat 2 Vegemite and banana rolls every day, does that count? Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 13:10

Pregnant Ferret wrote:
I eat 2 Vegemite and banana rolls every day, does that count? Sad
OMW I can eat almost anything with Vegemite/Marmite/Bovril.

Marmite & Cheese
Marmite & Tomato
Marmite & Cucumber
Marmite & Mayo
Marmite & Egg
Marmite & Jam

or...

Banana & Caramel
Banana & Marmite
Banana & Mayo
Banana & Syrup
Banana & Peanut Butter

or the bestest: Hazelnut Chocolate Spread & grated cheese *drools*
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 14:04

c0d3r wrote:
Pregnant Ferret wrote:
I eat 2 Vegemite and banana rolls every day, does that count? Sad
OMW I can eat almost anything with Vegemite/Marmite/Bovril.

Marmite & Cheese
Marmite & Tomato
Marmite & Cucumber
Marmite & Mayo
Marmite & Egg
Marmite & Jam

or...

Banana & Caramel
Banana & Marmite
Banana & Mayo
Banana & Syrup
Banana & Peanut Butter

or the bestest: Hazelnut Chocolate Spread & grated cheese *drools*

I can understand everything, except the Marmite, oh gawd noooooooo
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 14:29

She eats that when I'm not here or not looking !!
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 14:51

BrokenBos wrote:
aniseed is the devil... and his wife is Sambuca. I hate them both!

and his hot daughter Absinthe, i will do anytime, anywhere... Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 17:30

HEY! YOUR NOT ALOUD TO LEAVE DOA UNTILL WE HAVE HAD ABSINTHE SHOTS (with wormwood) AT A DOA EVENT!!!!!

so you can't bail on the clan - you just go back to being red Wink

done and done, THANK YOU!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-12, 17:32

I think that's fair Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-16, 11:13

Aniseed for the win. That mud cake does not sound too painful.. even though I do not eat chocolate..

As for bad tasting food.. beside raw onion and beetroot, I have not come across much that is bad. Although my philosophy is that if x tastes good and y tastes good then xy will be fine and dandy. Luckily I also have a stainless steel stomach and messed up taste buds because some of my favorites are banana and cheese toasted sandwiches, pickles covered in custard, pears and sweet chilli and an epic milk shake of strawberry milk, lemonade, paprika, maple syrup, chilli and a dash of soy sauce to balance it (I kid you not) ... and that is just the tame stuff!

So do you think I will be able to get into the cake club, griev? Haha.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-17, 00:42

ice cream and Vegemite dont go together Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-17, 07:04

Bwhahahah Spawno, that is some crazy mixing going on there. I fkn love banana and cheese sandwiches lol, I thought I was the only one that ate them.

That is one crazy milk shake, how the hell did you think of adding paprika, chilli and soy sauce to it, I can understand the other ingredients.

Lol, unfortunately I no longer work there, so there is no more cake club for me Sad. But if I was there, I think the other people aren't as game as you. Razz


lol @ ice cream and vegemite.
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PostSubject: Re: Bad Tasting Food Inventions   2010-04-17, 13:26

Vegemite is evil. And wheat bix.. that stuff looks, smell and tastes like vomit -_-
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