Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos

Well i got bored and cleaned my desk



Yes i do need 5 computers there, no i dont need 3 monitors, yes i have 2 phones (1 is a direct line from the justice league - for when they call me).

That is all young padawans

Its the 2 remote control cars, 3/ maybe 4 router-switches and the picture of the startrek enterprise that gets me.

if i were you i would choose the best parts from each computer and put them all into one!

Its 1 modem, 1 VOIP modem and 1 gigabit switch. And its a picture of my car you douche...and mcfaggin, if you were me id have commited suicide already.

OMG IVE NEVER LOLLED SO MUCH
STARTREK ENTERPRISE HAHAHAHHAHA
KILL URSELF
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

why on earth do u have so much shit. why so many computers and screens..


*ring. This is the Justice League. I'll have a handjob, superman wants a rimjob, and spiderman wants that fat chick you keep spraying.

I LOL'd

Look at the nicley placed tissue box for those lonley nights.

Its for your nose right???

And the gigabit switch is for transferring your porn faster eh???

I beleive the photo is a picture of his cat, not his car. Other wise that is some fucked up car.

I think he means the picture on the wall ??Camo??. There is a second on your desk Davegod that does look like a furry animal of some sort. hmmm furry animals, porn , tissues.

What are all the brightly colourd books on the left about or is a set of Startrek Series's 1-10 DVD's?

also is that a bite mark on the left above the draws?

P.S you wishing you never posted this picture arn't you?

dude was your room like that last time i was there cuse i swear it wasnt, then again i was mostly looking at the roof

Well, so many questions, so many possible answers. All i can say is:

Yes you (everyone) are right, everything you have said is right! You should all hold hands and then ingest some sienide

Well, now that i have had dinner, time to answer the questions you (my many fans asked).

1) why on earth do u have so much shit. why so many computers and screens..

A) Because iam an impulse purchaser Nah, everything has a purpose.

2) Look at the nicley placed tissue box for those lonley nights.

Its for your nose right???

A) No, its for when i masturbate. Iam sick of my cum going all over ma shit.

3) And the gigabit switch is for transferring your porn faster eh???

A) Yes

4) I think he means the picture on the wall ??Camo??. There is a second on your desk Davegod that does look like a furry animal of some sort. hmmm furry animals, porn , tissues.

A) Yes, thats what i though u losers ment. Picture on the wall is of my car. Picture on the desk is a picture of my pussy.

5) What are all the brightly colourd books on the left about or is a set of Startrek Series's 1-10 DVD's?

A) If your talking about the books left of lamp then they are space wasters (MCDST & MCTS), another answer could be thats where i hide my porn.

6) also is that a bite mark on the left above the draws?

A) No, its a cum stain...wtf a bite mark? Its acutally a sticker i didnt remove properly.

7) P.S you wishing you never posted this picture arn't you?

A) No, i posted it knowing you guys would try and be funny about it. I wish you guys were though, seriously get a sense of humour and stop with lame jokes!?!?!/ startrek...you guys make me sick! And i knew some1 would mention the tissue box, but it took you too long therefore u fail at lyfe, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

8)dude was your room like that last time i was there cuse i swear it wasnt, then again i was mostly looking at the roof

A) I took you to my love shack.

What do you mean its not funny. MY fukn stomach hurts from laughing so much.... You are the biggest funniest rand manx i swear hahahaa

i like the come backs dave, im trying to eat breakfast and i sprrayed my cereal onto the floor hahahaha

they have breakfast in werribee now?

dis where i be sittin.

very nice. cept the ps3. ps3s suck ass.

consules suck ass. i only bought it for gta iv.
now imma get rid of it.

haha i have it on xbox 360. i agree pc games ftw.

ps3 ftw way better then xbox360 or WII pc is probably the best but theres some games only the PS series has that i love

I agree with Toki.

are you sick mutant, do we need to check your temperature or something never thought id see the day you agree with me. im so happy im crying =,D

I agree with Mutant, who agrees with Toki. So inturn I disagree with McLaggin. Because I agree with Toki.

wow thats one clean desk. oh ya get a blue pen ready to write and a red pen just incase you made any mistakes or need to mark something wrong

see thats what a desk should look like. i love all the alcohol bottles on the table then the bottle of orange juice. i know it was probably mixed with the alcohol but still looks funny

winnie blues, rofl.