wow i just fucken got home and im fucked as! wicked night though
kicked off at a mates place for pre drinks and chillin out, finally get a couple of taxies to get to another mates pace. funny thing was we ran out to the taxi, and the fucken taxi driver is eating a VEGETARIAN KEBAB!!! who the fuck knew they made them!! seriously, that just fucked and shouldnt be allowed
so yeah aparently this dude was having like 40 people over and it was going to be an epic fucken party, all i can say is it was a FUCKEN EPIC FAIL!!!!
so we there for a bit, chillin out having a few yager bombs and drinking. then my mate tells me we are booting, im like yeah sweet.
there are 4 of us that are going so im like nice, we made up some bullshit about we got another party thing going on and gotta do the rounds and bla bla bla. but we really just going back to my mates place to get fucked up.
so walk out the front, im like so we getting a taxi, my mates like yeah man its just there. all good. then he tells me quick hide behind the tree, you gotta jump in the boot. im like WTF man, theres enough room for me but my mates brother was in the taxi and he was picking us up. so fuck, i wanna boot with my mates, next thing i know tgaxi has rocked up. im behind some tree and then my mates tells the taxi driver to open to boot to put the drinks in the back. so i quickly jump in the boot of the taxi and shut it, and then we boot on off. im pinging off my fucken head not knowing wat the fuck is going on and thinking m gonna fucken die! but i rooll with it. funny thing was my mate didnt close the boot properly, so its still fucken openm and i gotta hold the boot closed from the inside. this taxi driver was fucken, hittin corners fast, going over speed bumps and driving like a dick when its pissin down with rain and the roads are slipperly. so i hook my mate a text about slowing down and there all having a laugh as you would
this taxi driver had no fucken clue that i was in the fucken boot!!!! my mates brother who was already in the front of the taxi didnt even know either!! so after about 15 mins of driving we finally get to my mates pace, my mate jumps out, opens up the boot to get the 'drinks'
so i quickly lash out and keep cover behind my mate. then 5 of us walk away frm the taxi without the dumb fuck taxi driver knowing!!! i was a full on ninja-taxi-boot-fare-evading-passenger
shit i got that all sweet
but yeah this dude was dumb as fuck or we were smart as all hell on getting a taxi back
so after all that, were drinking on and getting smashed and having a great time. so its about 5:30am or so and my mate tells me to press play on the ipod for some more music, yeah sweet no probs. were chillin out on his balcony thing so i go to walk in and i full on walk straight into his fly wire door that was closed. i sweart it was open but shit too outta it to care atm
so i walk into this dorr and almost go through it, thinking, wtf just happened and so i try again and smash to door off its hinges so its stuck closed and no way to get it. pretty sure i had a ade rollin around on the ground pissin himself and i was still trippin out on what the fuck just happened.
i finally work out the door, jam it back on the hinges and get it all sweet and then inally get to get the music back pumpin
all in all a fucken great night but tired as shit and havnt slept!!! but meh, its fucken news years man!!!!
hope everyone had a great night and ill talk to ya in a few days im prob gonna be passed out for that long