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McLaggin




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tissues again. not surprised.
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PostSubject: what a mess   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-05, 03:39

JACOB!!!!!!!

You should be ashamed of yourself! Get to your room immediately and tidy it up, or you won't get any dinner. (your Mum asked me to speak to you cos she's at her wits end)

What a fkn mess! Just enuff room for your wrists to sit on the desk. No wonder your little sis isnt allowed in your room, fk knows what exotic diseases she might pick up!

You young guys and your tissue boxes! EW! And a towel on the chair to catch any residuals. EW! again. Those videos were due back in '07. That garlic bread is from '08, the chopping scissors are a dead giveaway, and whats with the anal vibrator with the extra pleasurable ribs thats made to look like a cactus? Your'e one sic puppy!

How long does it take for your desktop to load? A week? "Whats "that mischief something soap" thing on it? I presume you use those deodorant sprays as disinfectant to spray everything down before you play?

Typical fkn teenager, four glasses stacked on top of each other, cbf taking them upstairs, I don't know dude, as leader you should be setting an example, what if all the clan members did shit like that?

Not only that, your Mum told me you tidied up your desk before you took the pics!! WTF!! Shocked

(btw, she was good too, she able to walk yet?) Twisted Evil


Deciever!!!!!!!!!

What a gay fkn town Yass is. So what, everyone parks at the edge of town every night cos Yass doesn't open till 6am?? What time does it shut?? Gay as dude.

Woffle!!!!!!!!

Your desk and 7ths desk should make babies and we might get a decent computer desk out of it. Yours is pretty disgusting too. That is such a sparkling clean desktop it's fkn ANAL!!!!!!!!! Got our sox all colour coded and lined up neatly in our drawers have we?? A place for everything and everything in it's place?? Weird!! Laughing
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Toki




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PostSubject: Re: Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-05, 05:57

id take a picture of my desk but im lazy i cbf finding 1 of the 3 cameras we have put through out the house for easy accessibility when we need to use it probably one down here somewhere. so ill explain my desk.



who fucking cares ^^
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The7thLegion

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Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Number10

Everything has its place.

1. Awesome Dragon picture from a guy who paints in the city with spray paint.
2. Vanilla Galliano, left overs.
3. Cough syrup, just got over a chest cold.
4. Yes, they are my chopping scissors. but I use them to open letters and shit too.
5. Its an LED flash light my Ex Girlfriends mum got for me. You never know when you need one close by.
6. The wallpaper is from Fight Club. Best movie ever. And yes, I do have a fk load of icons....
7. I have 5:1 speakers, but only a laptop. therefore 1 out of 3 plugs are in. GAY!
8. Winnie blue Charcoal filter smokes. Just cut back from red.
9. Lave Lamp!
10. 4 Shot glasses, just incase.
11. My west coast money tin. For dollars!
12. Dinner from that night. It was a egg and bacon pie. I don't like the crusts.
13. Lindt chocolates, yum.
14. A pile of some games I have. There is another set in my bookcase, those didn't fit.
15. An orb that lights up and cycles through the colours. Looks awesome!
16. My schoolies 2007 ID. Don't know why that is still there.
17. A FHM desktop calender for 2009.
18. An orange juice bottle. I fill it with water so I don't dehydrate while playing CSS. very exerting work.
19. A tin of mixed nuts with nut cracker. I never eat them.
20. Tissues........ I have a fked nose. I always need tissues. STFU or GTFO.
21. Absinthe. 68%. Fk yeah.
22. I like to smell nice. Therefore I use Adidas anti-perspirant deodorant. With many flavours.
23. Butterscotch snaps, very sweet when shotting.
24. Rockstar, the best fuel in the world!!!! (Also best energy drink)
25. Ashtray, can only use it late at night cause mum doesn't want me smoking in my room. Penalty if caught death. (a.k.a Internets taken away,)
25. Part 2. I am an asthmatic that is a canister from a puffer. I like to collect them and turn them into an explosive. Really fun!
26. G15 for the win!1!1!!!!
27. Its a pen holder and a pen in its self. Disguised as a cactus.
28. I asked mum for a computer chair. We have these things here called Trash n Treasure and they are held at the tip. That's where my chair is from. It has weird stains on it. I sit on a towel for that exact reason. Plus its more cushion
29. My external USB CD/DVD player. Cause the one on my laptop is fked
30. Just down there behind my PS3 box is where I stash my bong. Very Happy
31. The Garth Nix Old Kingdom collection. I have read them all. Awesome books.
32. Part of my Trophy collection from my years of playing AFL. The better looking ones are off screen.
33. Yes, those are vines growing through the wall. Its a very persistent fkn plant. Have you spoken to it fodder?
34. Two power points. One leads to the other side of my room to a multi adapter and the other leads under the desk to another multi adapter. And there is another multi adapter coming off the multi adapter under my desk.
35. Fk loads of cables n shit. Gonna start a fire there one day..... Doh!

So I hope this clears some stuff up. Feel free to ask any questions and I will get back to you. <3
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Toki




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PostSubject: Re: Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-05, 07:19

yea fuck off im not reading all that shit
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Viprus

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Well i read it and now i have a headache, longest post ever.... I think u should have a trash and treasure from ur room... too bad its all trash..
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fodder
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PostSubject: stricy mum   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-05, 10:28

Sssssssssssooooooooooo, you download your porn, drink all sorts of booze, pop fkn pills, and bong on like crazy, but "Mum doesnt let me smoke in my room" ha ha ha ha ha

Miss that other question mate? She walkin ok? ha ha soz lol Cool
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fodder wrote:
Woffle!!!!!!!!

Your desk and 7ths desk should make babies and we might get a decent computer desk out of it. Yours is pretty disgusting too. That is such a sparkling clean desktop it's fkn ANAL!!!!!!!!! Got our sox all colour coded and lined up neatly in our drawers have we?? A place for everything and everything in it's place?? Weird!! Laughing

Bahaha, ummm no...... Sox colour coded? they are all black so who gives a f**k cheers Razz

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Deceiver wrote:
winnie blues, rofl.
Proof now exists that 7th is gay Razz
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fodder
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PostSubject: much better   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-05, 12:14

Ah well woffle, thats much better, I was worried for a while there. Not totally convinced tho, not a speck of dust on that desk eh. Cool
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i reckon we can read the visa card number off that last photo, order woffle some sweet new stuff from the internets
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Woffle'
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5640 1600 3252 8453
expiry 10 08
security 072

Has fun with it Smile I bet mclaggin will try and use it even though its expired Smile

fodder wrote:
Not totally convinced tho, not a speck of dust on that desk eh. Cool

Yes it is a bit of a worry how a desk with dust on it still stays shiny, the mind wanders..... Smile


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McLaggin




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wats the security number on the back???
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The7thLegion

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He said it there you douche bag.
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Toki




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PostSubject: Re: Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos   Dave cleaned his desk and took some non porno photos - Page 2 Empty2009-01-06, 16:07

OOOOOOOOOO thems fightin' words
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MANX

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I got lost trying to find the numbers in the picture, my desk even has car parts Smile
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pics of your desk please, or did you pawn your camera to get a manwhore?
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MANX

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Sad ok it comes back tommorow I'll take the photos then
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