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The7thLegion

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PostSubject: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-18, 17:17

(July 16, 2008, Italy) Gerhard Adolf Zeitler Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you might imagine, given Murphy's law, a train was coming.

The man did not let the queue progress forward far enough before he crossed the railroad. The safety bars came down, leaving the Porsche trapped on the rails. It took the driver awhile to realize he was stuck, according to witnesses. Finally, he jumped from the car and started to run -- toward the oncoming train, waving his arms in an attempt to save his car!

The attempt was successful. The car received less damage than its owner. He was pushed hard enough to land 30 meters away, and attempts to revive him were unsuccessful.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-18, 17:19

(2 February 2008, New York) A 50-year-old man was bird hunting in Upstate New York with his buddies and his faithful canine companion. They stopped for a smoke, and his dog found a deer leg bone!

The man tried to take the bone away, but like any right thinking dog, the animal would not relinquish its treasure. He stayed just out of reach. Frustrated with this blatant show of disobedience, the man grabbed his loaded shotgun by the muzzle and began wielding it like a club. Each time he swung it, the dog dodged.

Suddenly the "club" struck the ground and fired, shooting the man in the abdomen. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital, where he died from his injuries. He did remain conscious long enough to confirm this account to police; otherwise, his poor friends might now be under suspicion!

At least he didn't hit the dog.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-23, 06:16

dude leave the douchebags for toky
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-23, 12:21

yeah seriously wtf you doing all you do on my douchebag posts is whinge about how posting them is stupid now your trying to do it. you sir are 1. a hypocrite and 2. a theif
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-23, 13:34

3. a shemale
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-23, 14:41

4. better reading than yours toki
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-23, 16:06

manx ya know how i said you had permission to be on my forums on some random thread. well ive take it back get off my forums
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PostSubject: Re: Dead Douchebags   Dead Douchebags Empty2009-01-24, 05:28

yawn, next joke please.
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