Because i know most of yas a lazy sods ive just posted a paragraph of the story. But i will also post the link to the story if you want to read the rest of it. That is how i will do my Douchebag stories from now on
What the f*ck!
Jennifer Lighten told police that her wife was “all liquored up” when she allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, and that Stephanie had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time. According to the police report “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” (According to police the ‘turkey baster’ was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip.)