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PostSubject: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-05, 19:13

well some might know this site, sme might not. anyway here is a link to a pretty funny site and here is an example of one that i found pretty funny Razz

"Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship..."

This is the site:
Texts From Last Night
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-05, 20:10

Thats pretty funny lol ... I wish i had that done to me when i passed out at parties, OH wait thats right i never passed out, i was always awake lol
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 07:52

I like this one:

(214): dude. I'm so drunk.
(972): pete, this is bryce's mom
(214): I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
(972): pete, this is still bryce's mom

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 13:09

(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi

hey hey davegods on their thats awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 15:11

hahahahah, good call.

So that was your reply: Stay there, Im coming to get you? lol

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 15:21

This was his response:
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon

Then i remember waking up in a dark wet basement filled lots of dolls and sex toys, and i felt very violated
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 18:22

ah, so it got worse Sad poor davegod. You so should have been on the giving end where you belong,. much <3 for the retrribution you had to deal with.

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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 18:35

haha pretty epic site, found some good things on there
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PostSubject: Re: Drunk text messeges   Drunk text messeges Empty2009-05-06, 19:07

I didnt say it worse...
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