MP3 DEAD AS

Damn! My mp3 died today. I listen to jjj radio all day everyday on my work radio.

But sometimes at work, Geoff and this Pommy carpenter dude have these fkn arguments, bout colonials and winging Poms, politics, religion etc. Two guys that nearly yell, determined to drown out the other one, and neither listening to the others point.

Fkn drives me crazy, when I'm just cruisin quietly, zoning out, tryin to do me thing. Jeez FK, STFU.

Then I have my saviour, out comes the mp3 and I totally fkn zone out, and don't have to listen to him rantin and ravin. Start singin and dancin lol, while I paint. Cool as, just music, no screamin maniacs in the room, can't hear them.

It broke.

It died

I gotta listen to Geoff all day at work.

Gay as fodder, I know what that's like listening to Geoff's rhetorical arguments, shit I've even been part of them lol, heaps gay as....

I'll pray for you, though Hykariki and I may have a few spares hanging about.

No more ting tings for fod eh

my mp3 player bricked itself a few days ago too. so freaking annoying, now i have to listen to schoolkids on the train. damn i hate schoolkids.

When i used to take the train/bus to work, they NEVER STOPPED TALKING> Felt like reaching over and slapping them quite regularly so they would shut up Specially after a hard day at work and just want a bit of peace and quiet. /rant

If only you had train admin

Slap, mute, kick, slay. Don't forget burn (look Mummy, that schoolboy is on fire)

Hahaha that could prove itself useful lol
Or even that remote on "click" would be good too.

haha man train admin would be wicked!
set next station to be Melbourne Central! skip all them gay as stations...

my mp3 shat itself a while ago as well. there is no way i can sit on the train for almost an hour in the morn to work while listening to the little shits of an excuse for school kids!

I dont care if you sucked off 3 guys on sat night and then threw up, i do not want to go to jail....
so now i just loaded up the phone with a few mp3's and at least i dont have to listen to their shit any more.

rofl fodder, would be so cool.

How to turn on an mp3 player. Easy steps for fodder.

Step 1: Locate the power button on the device. It will look something like this:

(Button may be different in appearance. Size and colours may vary.)

Step 2: Press the button, you may be required to hold the button down depending on the manufacturer

Step 3: If mp3 player continues to remain idle. Remove back and check batteries. If the back is not removable please connect the mp3 player to a power outlet with the cable that was provided.

Step 4: After the mp3 player is charged or you have replaced the batteries refer to step 1.

Step 5: If the mp3 does not power up. Check the local listings for a JB-HiFi or similar retail store.

Step 6: Go there and purchase a new mp3 player. With limited warranty (optional).

Step 7: Refer to step 1 and continue in sequential order.

Process made and written by The7thLegion.

Lol 7th, i dont think that picture is big enough for fodders 113 year old eyes.

you do realise you can buy new ones for like 20 bucks now fod?

7th, the text is probably too small, fod will have to get his reading glasses. maybe try font size 72?

Way to destroy a good joke Open...

The only thing I could actually translate out of opens post then was ...

I'm gay I'm gay I'm a massive faggoty douche fuckhead moron that enjoys ruining a good joke.

Have a good one best bud xoxoxoxox

that girl in your photo medic looks old enough to be your mum.

The offtopicness here "makes me want to punch shit"

kthxbye

the offtopicness here is in the off topic section.

I want to hit Woffle but those are golden...

shit i was wondering why the page was taking so long to load up!

but damn there are some funny random stupid things in there