Ok so now im gonna tell you a little bit about the ‘Ping Pong’ show night
Now if your a youngun you might not want to read this, but if you do i take no responsibilities for whatever happens.... SO YOU MUST BE 18+ TO READ THIS POST
So the very first night that we had at Patong in Phuket me and my mate Tom are pretty tired and stuffed from our flight over, was about 8.5 hours or so and we weren’t deciding to have a massive one but well you know me , it ended up being huge!
So after this massive night out Tom was feeling a bit worse for wear the next day and night but i wanted to head back out and keep going. So lucky for me i meet this wicked bloke from Darwin who is a Sargent in the aus army. He was staying at the same resort that me and my mate were staying at. So me and him ended up having a few beers the next night and headed out. We started out by going to this bar called ‘Molly’s’ which was round the corner. Later on that night they had a really good thai cover band playing there. They pretty much played anything and were actually really good to watch. So we decided to hit that up later on after the ping pong shows
So this is Bangalar Road where pretty much everything is
This is me and the Sergent later on in the night back at mollys after a few beers
So we walked down Bangalar Road (where everything is) and tried to find a ping pong show. Lucky there are dudes everywhere asking you if you want to come and see one. So we ended up following some dude down bangalar road then onto a side road with a few more bars and clubs. We ended up going to this place called “Spicy Bar” or something. You walk through this curtain into the main area of the place and i wasn’t sure what to expect when i walked in but i gotta say i was pretty surprised
As you walk in they got this oval style stage in the middle where you sit around and then there are also some stools at the edge of the bar. So me and the sargent took a sit up on the side, ordered a few beers and took in the nice scenery
on this stage they also had a bath tub in the middle as well as a few poles around the edge of the stage, and on these poles they had a bunch of young hot thai girls dancing in pretty much nothing. Just a g-string, bra and some had some white stockings on.
They also had some hot thai chicks that work the floor (so to speak) so when we sat down we had 2 thai chicks come up, introduce themselves and sit down next to us, next thing we know there giving us a bit of a feel up and trying to get us to buy them drinks or take them home. So the sergent and me just went with it and chilled out to it all
Now these chicks don’t do the ‘shows’ they got two older thai chicks that do the shows. They aren’t as good as the ones dancing though. So yeah next thing we know this older thai chick walks out on stage totally stark naked and were wondering what she is going to do. Next thing, she digs deep and pulls out an end of some string and hands it to one of the chick dancers. She then starts walking round the stage unwinding this string stuff from her box, the damn thing ended up being at least 15m long!! It just wouldn’t stop. But yeah after that she grabs all the string and then walks off stage to get ready for the next ‘show’
So she walks back up on stage just naked and then starts pulling out some string with all those flowers on it. Sorta like the flower things they put around your neck when you go to Hawaii or something. But yeah she pulls this out, and this one was about 5m long or so. So were starting to think that this chick has got to be the looses thai chick ever. But yea she walks of stage and then the other older thai chick walks out with a little plastic box in her hands. She blows up 4 balloons and ties them to the top of the poles around the stage. So out of this plastic box she pulls out some tube thing along with a few darts. So she loads up this tube with a dart and then sticks one end of the tube up her snatch and then somehow pushes out with enough force for the dart to go flying and pop a balloon! She does this for each of the balloons she put up. So yeah after she is done poppin balloons she goes back stage and then walks back out with 2 ciggies. Next thing we know she has them jammed into her pussy and then spreads her legs and lights up, she starts smoking 2 ciggies in her pussy, full on smoking! It looked as if the ciggies were about the get sucked right up in there she was breathing in that much.
But yeah after she is done with them she puts them out and then puts a whistle in her smoky box and starts walking around stage blowing the whistle. Some weird shit.
So after that she is done for the night and we don’t see no more shows from her, however the other older thai chicks comes back out on stage naked and only carrying a glass half full of water. So then in front of us she spreads out a bit and puts the glass up to her snatch and then all of a sudden 4 fish come slippin out into the glass. These things were about 5cm long or so and she had 4 live fish in her! So now it starts to get dirty (and funny
) so once she is done with them she goes back stage again and them comes out with another glass half full of water, me and the sergent start thinking that she got some different fish up there, but noooooooooooo, she decided this time to go ‘fishing’ herself and pulls something out of her box and places it in the glass and shows everyone. This time no fish, BUT A FUCKEN BABY TURTLE!!!!!!! Then she goes in for seconds and pulls out another one!!! Both of them are alive and are about as round as a normal coffee mug or so. To us that was messed up but that’s not all
So now she goes off stage and comes back on with 3 ping pong balls, 2 empty beer bottles and a glass with some water in it. So now for the actual ping pong show. She lubes up the balls and pops one in and then pushes it out and catches it. Walks around doing this for a little bit and then places the beer bottles standing up on the stage. Pops another one in and then squats on the beer bottle and then slips the ping pong ball out and rests it on top of the beer bottle, then she does the next one
after then she squats back on the ping pong ball on the bottle and then slips the ball back in and then stands above the glass of water and drops the ping pong ball in that. So that’s pretty much the actual ping pong show so after that she walks off stage but them comes back out with a little wooden cage... this is really confusing us now and we got no idea what would be up there. If you thought the turtle was messed well, she pulls out a little fucken BIRD from her snatch!! Places it on the cage and the little bugger is all tripped out and wet. We couldn’t believe it but then she grabs the bird and pts it back up there! walks around the stage a little bit and pulls it back out. The little bird is full shaking its head going “what a cunt of a night!” and me and the sergent are full pissin ourselves now. Probably one of the funnies/fucked up things we have ever seen.
So after the ‘show’ has finished we finish off our beers with the two thai chicks that are sittin with us, chill a little bit then head somewhere else leaving the thai chicks to work some other dudes. We decide to head back to molly’s to watch this thai cover band play pissin ourselves all the way there from what we have just seen. While walking back we were offered sex a few times from some thai chicks as well as some happy ending massages and some weed and cocaine. But turn them all down, don’t wanna get caught with drugs over there coz you will get the life sentence or the death sentence. Pretty fucked up so you just stay clear of it.
The thai band was actually pretty bloody good as well, got a few pics with the bass player as well as the two thai chick singers
Me and the bass player
Me and the two thai chick singers
So yeah its a long post, hope its an interesting read for you all and you get a bit of a laugh.
I got a few other pics which ill post up later on as well as a few vids, just gotta wait for them all to upload onto youtube but hopefully this will tie you guys over for a little bit