Bundy's Drunken Tale

One day i'm sitting at my PC playing some DOA GG with sic and some of the boys when i think "I could really use another drink", the Bundy and coke in my fridge was too much of a temptation.

I stand up with my headset on and head towards the fridge which is about 10 steps from my PC. I take one step and the cable which is caught in a gap in my table snaps in half. I flip out and start swearing and raving and accidently kick my pool table stubbing my toe so i now have a sore toe and no mic

After this incident i have vowed to move the fridge closer to my PC to avoid this happening again

Man I do that so much. I've gone through like 3 sets of good headphones since I started gaming, and tonnes of cheap mic headsets. Sucks!

HAHAHA Bad Luck Bundy
I Like The Fact That Your going to move the fridge to avoid it happening again

All i do to stop this from happening when im planning to have a big one on CSS is have my 3 daughters on call they love feeding DAD beer i have them that well trained i dont even need to tell them when i need another one and they always open it for me 2.

Next step will be to tip it in my mouth for me so i can concentrate on the game more lol but that may take a bit more training

crusherop wrote:

All i do to stop this from happening when im planning to have a big one on CSS is have my 3 daughters on call they love feeding DAD beer i have them that well trained i dont even need to tell them when i need another one and they always open it for me 2.

Next step will be to tip it in my mouth for me so i can concentrate on the game more lol but that may take a bit more training

try a really long straw crusher... they can hold it while you drink, plus also, you get more wasted using a straw as well... happy drinking, but yeah, dont be suprised if your daughters grow up to be piss heads themselves ;-)

47 wrote:

you get more wasted using a straw as well

is that actually true i thought that was just a myth.........the things you learn

Man, I've done that so many times, swivel round in me chiar, stand up and walk off.

Whoops

Another bad one was this manic fkn puppy (big one) that geoff's got. Lanning at his and the puppy goes under my desk and starts movin round, I growl at it and it freaks out, leaping round all the cables in back. As it gets tangled up it totally freaks, leapin around all tangled up, and rips out all the various leads in the back of me comp. So it grinds to a halt of course, the fker!

When does that shit happen?

On one of me rare times I'm dominating and doin really well

Of course

hahahahaha bad luck fossil =P

I just hire a couple of kids from the homeless shelter down the road they get me beers all night and i just feed them squirrel fuk they love that stuff almost take my fingers off the cheeky little shits.