need help with maths

if
ninja = jet li
pirate = johnny depp

ninja-pirate = chuck norris?

so your saying that chuck norris = ninja that has had all pirate in him removed?

wrong

answer is; chuck norris kicks the shit out of everything in that post.

Chuck Norris kicks the shit out of Chuck Norris?
Oh and did anyone read a recent article on the guns association in America, it said something like making CN the head oO. I didn't know that.

-EDIT- It was the NRA LOL

Chuck Norris, Mr T and Steven Seagal walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink.
Bartender refuses them service, says they're imposters. You can't fit that much ego into a bar.

Chuck Norris, Mr T and Steven Seagal get into a fight with each other who wins?
The universe explodes.