Having trouble with the economy at the mo?

Japanese financial woes...

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut back some of its branches.Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.


Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit,but they remain in the black. Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

Sounds like ther's a nip in the air also.

You've out done yourself this time Manx, was actually pretty good.

Lol lol Manx, well done.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothin.

She's already been told twice!

Why are women's feet shorter than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink!

Why do you want your bride to wear white?

So she matches the other kitchen appliances!

2 cows standing in a paddock

One goes"mmmooooo"

The other says

I fkn knew you'd say that!