mics ftw

Holy snappin assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some of you dudes need to get, then use, a mic ffs!!!!!!!!!.

Four dudes settin up a scrim on the scrim server, three of them with admin.

They can't get the configs workin for ages, the other clan gettin agitated, and I get asked to come and fix it.

I come in and theres four DOA guys in there. I ask (over and over) "Whats the problem? What's fkn up? What isn't working? What's happening? What do you want me to do?"

Silence

And sooooooooooooooooo I will fix up fkn what?

Jesus fk I was pissed! Fkn answer me fk it. You young dudes can type at a million miles an hour let alone gettin a fkn mic. Plus the fact I felt like a fkn dik, I was there to fix fkn what?????????

Also whats the point of talking about tactics in scrimming when you have a whole team with no mic between em???

AND ........The other teams dudes are tryin to join with fkd up rates while I'm there and getting the console spam sayin their rates are wrong????????
I didn't hear or see you guys tellin them to fix em or how to while I was in there. How the fk can you be an admin with no goddam mic????

The scrimming dudes with admin need to go into the scrim server and learn the various commands.

NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT go in and fuck around with slaying and abusing, go in and LEARN the commands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That way I might not have to go in and feel like an embarrassed fkn idiot

Wtf the other clan must have thought we are fkn dildoes.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

See how there is no cool smiley? means fodder is pissed.

sorry about that fodds, i couldnt use a mic coz i keep waking up my brothers and sisters and 1 am (there 8 and 10) and my parents keep gettin really pissed at me. they sleep like 2 meters away from me.

i decided to stay out of it cause dave and mclaggin were constantly trying things so i really had no idea what was going on. oh and i do have a mic that works i use it in l4d =D

Anyone know of any decent desktop mics? Where i live is a technological wasteland. Theres shit all here. So i need to hunt for a standalone desktop mic. Anyone got any suggestions?

And no I wasnt one of the 4 lol.

But yes, fodder was pissed

me davegod mclaggin and i forgot the other guys name

Smurfy its called Ebay.... Jeez
And btw ill be back online in a few days, just got back from holidays and now hanging out with the missus for a coupla days, after that, expect to be pwned...

it was bundy

Lol, there was nothing for fodder to fix it was just some1 kept hitting the start scrim b4 loading the configs...as a side note tho surely those configs should be part of the start scrim? no biggie. And my mic is having issues.

Ebay for the wins?

Yeah maybe, but its hard to tell the crap from the terrible

take a chill pill fod, its just a game. man you old guys take things so serious all the time

openfj0re wrote:

take a chill pill fod, its just a game. man you old guys take things so serious all the time

You would be too if you had to take a piss every 5 mins, kept on having joint pain every time you move and have to take prune juice to get the things flowing.....

Accurate description Fods??

lol you're all going to get raped...

Have to catch me first

fodder cant rape anyone he is too old to get it up.

yeah i went there what of it

P.S love you fod

Thats a part of my point davegod, if there was nothin to fix why was I called in?, and if I was called in and there was nothing to fix, then why not say, hey fod, its k, theres nothin to fix? And mic havin issues?? fingers too?? It was the mute silence that pissed me, mic or type.

No mic laggin, thats ok, fingers cant type, broken mebbe??????????

Toki decided to stay out of it......... stay out of what?? Davegod and laggin were fkn round, I just wanted someone to actually reply to the questions of like "sup guys?"

Sif interrupt my rage with inane questions about buyin mics Smurf (altho it was on topic in a weird twisted sort of way) Toki, Davegod and Laggin put you up to that to try and distract me?

How the fk could they put you on to a mic, theres dont fkn work.

YOU take a fkn chill pill open, and think about your smartass comments on the long, lonely, dangerous, tiring, and hopefully cold 22k walk to geoffs from the airport.

Woffle, if it wasnt for guys like you I WOULD be fkn loose, relaxed, and regular, and COULD give up my prune juice.

And, Toki, Davegod and Laggin, wheres your imagination, you all came up with lame irrelevant excuses. Sif NOT blame everything on Bundy Bear, when he doesn't even come on the forums and therefore couldnt defend himself or deny it was all his fault.

Cheers that feels much better. OK this topic is closed.

STFU

Yeah, I bet!!

I dont know who called u in fodder, u wernt even on my f list at that point. I was in the process of working it out as you came in, and i didnt even know why you there (thought it was for a looksie). The confusion was some1 kept hitting the start scrim without running the doa configs first and which is why every1 had different guns (i dont know nor care who did it but thought they were running it). I do remem typing 2 u when u asked where every1s mic was and i typed mine was broken...

Either way (either being 2 ways that i dont remember pointing out) i think we have learned many things here tonight.

1) Some ppl, not going to lay blame here but mclaggin, bundy and toki need mics
2) Fodder is an angry angry old man and was proberbly clutching really hard at his drip thingo and downing so many viagra pills as he likes it rough and angry.
3) I am all that is man and a little bit of woman
4) Team america...FUCK YEA!

Peace out homeboiz, street cred and stylin points to fodder for upgrading from the abacus to a computer

i have a mic and i use it in l4d. and fodder i stayed out of it and didnt say anything because i didnt know what was going on all i coulda said was. "dave and mclaggin are fucking around" and i think you pretty much figured that out

Just a question, why not use it in L4D and CSS?

And yeah im buying a mic, totally on topic

Hmm, Topic not closed Must be the alzheimers.....

Smurf, cause Toki is special in ways that only Toki can be.

see woffle understands me

Ebay mic on the way.....if they dont lose it.