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Toki




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PostSubject: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-03-31, 15:10

I'm just wondering i was thinking of like buying a new zealander as a pet or something just to follow me round and talk in that hilarious accent and im just wondering how much it costs to buy one.


On a side note i had to add zealand to the dictionary cause it didn't have it HA!
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McLaggin




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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-03-31, 15:33

they dont have computers yet toki, play nice with the technologically inferior son.
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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 07:01

McLaggin wrote:
they dont have computers yet toki, play nice with the technologically inferior son.

LOL What a Bullshit statement to make New Zealand is vastly ahead of Australia in Technology, I dont want to go into the perticulars so shut the fuck up.

And ill be your pet Toki so longs as you feed me and De-flea me and let me play CSS Razz


P.S I dont fetch but begging is optional.
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McLaggin




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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 09:58

yeah sheep specific sex toy technology doesnt count
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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 10:31

how about the jetpack, ozzies invented that? let me answer for you. umm NO!!!!!
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Edgers

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 13:21

And you'll have us believe that you're all flying over fields of sheep in your commercial jetpacks
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Viprus

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 13:52

Edgers stfu u have no say in this, tasmania is not apart of australia or new zealand, therefore making ur comment invalid.
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Reaper

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 16:06

...says the 6 toed victorian.
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Smurf

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-01, 17:55

Woffle' wrote:
how about the jetpack, ozzies invented that? let me answer for you. umm NO!!!!!

Heres a question, who the fuck uses jetpacks?

Atleast were useful as alcoholics, that counts for something!
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MANX

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 08:14

We split the atom. we had the worlds fastest race horse until you stole it.
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McLaggin




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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 10:13

we made vb GG NOOB
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MANX

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 10:15

VB is ashit beer GG is short for Good Game and was invented by the british and noob was invented by a 47 year old tech nerd living in his mother basement and plays WOW. care to comment camo?
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Reaper

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 16:08

there is nothing good about vb. we've had this discussion
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Smurf

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 16:29

But Aussie has fosters, which is loved the world over
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teknoss

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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 16:36

You can get it jumpin'
You can get it pumpin'
You can get it pressin' a suit
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
And the best cold beer's VIC

A LONG HARD DICK
You can get it liftin'
You can get it shiftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it now
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Toki




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PostSubject: Re: New zealander   New zealander Empty2009-04-02, 17:19

well really my question wasnt exactly answered because the new zeleander would have to pay for everything themselves, theyd have 2 free hours a day to go make money
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