New zealander

Subject: New zealander 2009-03-31, 15:10

I'm just wondering i was thinking of like buying a new zealander as a pet or something just to follow me round and talk in that hilarious accent and im just wondering how much it costs to buy one.

On a side note i had to add zealand to the dictionary cause it didn't have it HA!

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-03-31, 15:33

they dont have computers yet toki, play nice with the technologically inferior son.

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 07:01

McLaggin wrote:: they dont have computers yet toki, play nice with the technologically inferior son.

LOL What a Bullshit statement to make New Zealand is vastly ahead of Australia in Technology, I dont want to go into the perticulars so shut the fuck up.

And ill be your pet Toki so longs as you feed me and De-flea me and let me play CSS Razz

P.S I dont fetch but begging is optional.

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 09:58

yeah sheep specific sex toy technology doesnt count

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how about the jetpack, ozzies invented that? let me answer for you. umm NO!!!!!

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 13:21

And you'll have us believe that you're all flying over fields of sheep in your commercial jetpacks

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 13:52

Edgers stfu u have no say in this, tasmania is not apart of australia or new zealand, therefore making ur comment invalid.

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 16:06

...says the 6 toed victorian.

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-01, 17:55

Woffle' wrote:: how about the jetpack, ozzies invented that? let me answer for you. umm NO!!!!!

Heres a question, who the fuck uses jetpacks?

Atleast were useful as alcoholics, that counts for something!

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 08:14

We split the atom. we had the worlds fastest race horse until you stole it.

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 10:13

we made vb GG NOOB

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 10:15

VB is ashit beer GG is short for Good Game and was invented by the british and noob was invented by a 47 year old tech nerd living in his mother basement and plays WOW. care to comment camo?

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 16:08

there is nothing good about vb. we've had this discussion

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 16:29

But Aussie has fosters, which is loved the world over

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 16:36

You can get it jumpin'
You can get it pumpin'
You can get it pressin' a suit
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer
And the best cold beer's VIC

A LONG HARD DICK
You can get it liftin'
You can get it shiftin'
You can get it any old how
Matter o' fact, I got it now

Subject: Re: New zealander 2009-04-02, 17:19

well really my question wasnt exactly answered because the new zeleander would have to pay for everything themselves, theyd have 2 free hours a day to go make money