Ten husbands!!

TEN HUSBANDS

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "lease be gentle; I'm still a virgin.

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

Rofl Manx!

that joke is sooooooooo old it might even be older then fodder

Comon Toki...

Cool manx, lol.

Fk off toki.
By God next time I'm in fkn Canberra...............

fodder wrote:

Cool manx, lol.

Fk off toki.
By God next time I'm in fkn Canberra...............

Ill help... isnt a canberra a fruit?

Bring it fodder ill take you on

Well i'll help u Toki, as i was going to say "Comon Toki...the jokes not THAT old"

wow so fod's gonna take on toky in a streetfight??

bet fodder all

fodder is too old and too slow these days i mean he cant even walk without a walker. yeah im smack talking how does that make you feel. BURNED thats how

yeah but fodder is streetwise. he can kill a man with one kick to the face. doesnt matter that the arthritis kicks in after that and he has to go to bed cos its 7pm and past his bedtime. and god forbid if he drank anything after 5pm, he'll be getting up every 5 minutes.

but he WILL KICK YOU IN THE FACE.

and you'll be dead, toky.

I agree with open, fodders been in the military and they learn special skills, like how to catch flies with chop sticks, and how to shoot gaming cards!

i did martial arts for 6 years does that count for anything?

nope sorry must have at least done it for 7

Fodder will just have to look at you Toki and you raise his pinky finger and you will b dead lol!

Yea, well Toki trained Batman!

well fodder trained bruce lee

bruce lee pfft what a fag! Fodder trained Rambo and terminator AT THE SAME TIME and in 30 days.

OMG, you are all really underestimating what fodder is capable of.

He trained...........

Chuck Norris!!!!!

Toki's fucked.

Bad luck Toki. *As Legion digs Toki's grave. Crying at the loss of a great clan member. And listening to some Drum & Bass by Omni Trio*

And i laugh. And 7th i would get Toki to dig his own grave...sif do it for him.

sif 7th your fucked to, now fodder will throw toki in his grave and without knowing his own strength will knock you in to .
2 clan members gone.

On the bright side I will offer to be new clan leader!

lol thats the first time i have seen that joke rofl manx good work got anymore keep them coming

sif you would get it manx, you keep spamming shit everywhere! my mum would get it before you would rofl! you can be the clan leader of noobs rofl!

Its not spam it enthusiasim towards the clan forums.

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