The Tassie Lan Party

...ROFL! Good shit fodder xD!...

Go on tell her ...... I think she would be mad at you to .

in regards to fodders post about the minors. I agree, understand and am not offended.

The whole idea of the lan was initially a 3 day long weekend affair. Geoff and I will be working at all other times eh. Everything we were doing revolved around three days only.

Geoff is moving house at the same time, so he thought he would strip out the house and just leave essentials here for the LAN. Stuff like telly, dvd plyr, cooking shit etc, but basically just the barebones. I'll do the cooking for the three days. Because some dudes were coming from interstate and NZ, we presumed they would be here for a bit of a holiday and might use the house for a base as they would be checking out Tassie for a holiday, and would be moving in and out.

As I said, we'll actually be at work in the days other than the weekend itself, so don't rely on us bein here. Not so bad for me cos my kids are older but geoff has two little ones and he has to be at his new place bein Dad of course.

Ssssoooo, the lan is for THREE DAYS!!!!, but the house is available as a base for SEVEN!!!. I'll do the cookin for THREE days and the $50 bucks for food is for that only, after that you'll have to do your own shit, and you can't rely on us.

We won't even know where we'll be working or what, especially me. Every paint job I do is a new one in a different place and I travel about all over.

ok well my plan is to come down on the sunday, then chillax fora a couple days, maybe til wens or something, and try my hardest to annoy the crap out of all the tassies. lookin forward to it

I think we should all wear name tags ??

" HI My Name is MANX Please Dont rape me in the ass" Might be better if i get it printed onto a t-shirt?

Onto the back of a tshirt?

i think you should have it on both sides just to make sure. unless its a blind rapist your gonna need to have it written in braille somewhere as well.

Can never be too careful

or you can sew your asshole together. but manx i thought you were into that, you enjoyed it last friday?

Ill get the pipmles on my back sorted out for the blind rapist, and ill write it on the front and back of my underwear in fluro to make sure they see it.

And Mclaggin me shoving a giant purple dildo up your ass with no lube dosn't make me gay. Dose it?

nice lol

I think you mistakened me for toki. My asshole is'nt red.

HAHA nah but its all Blue and bruised up your just to loose for it to bleed thats all. Ill use a car tyre or something next time.

haha red my anus is the most pure brown colour youd ever see

Toki wrote:

haha red my anus is the most pure brown colour youd ever see

Toki if your not black thats a very disturbing statement... even to me.

Toki wrote:

haha red my anus is the most pure brown colour youd ever see

so ur saying u spred ur ass cheeks in front of a mirror to see what colour it is ?????

no im a nudist and im constantly naked so people tend to tell me

WOW!

Over 1000 views.

Tassie is gonna go off!!!!

if every view was a person then we would double the amount of families in Tasmania. because although tasmania has estimated 494,520 people in it, there are only 1,000 different families

theres only one family. there all brothers and sisters.

i was basically implying the same thing but I'm pretty sure one family didn't just settle on Tasmania it was all the people who had weird views on relationships from mainland Australia which just so happened to be a perfectly even number of 1000

I hit the refresh button alot...that prolly makes up for about 200 views, then theres all the posts i did, plus all the posts that i looked at but didnt reply to, then theres all the times i came back and contemplated making a post but didnt. So that makes about 800. SO the rest would be actual posts.

Tassie's can't get of Taz, so they must all be IN-BREDS!!! Mmmmmm, incest....

This time next month I would have slept with Mutant!!!!

Cant fkn wait!! <3